The corrupted wish (game)

Wish granted but now you have no toes

I wish I liked green tea better

Wish granted, but then the government bans green tea.


I wish that I never had to worry about money ever again.

granted but know your phone rings non stop and the knocks on the door are every 30 mins


I wish that my hair would stay the way it is now and never have to do another thing ever to it

Wish granted, but now all the hair on the rest of your body starts growing like mad and is constantly tangled.



I wish this jackass would move out already.

Wish granted but the next one to move in is worse, smelly and more obnoxious.

I wish summer would last longer

Wish granted but now there is a terrible heat wave which starts brush fires and destroys everything around you.

I wish my daughter could be a lil less sensitive

Wish granted but she becomes much more blunt and no sensitivity

I wish I had another week off work.

Wish granted but u lose you job in the process

I wish for more wishes LOL

wished granted but now no of them work like you want them to.

I wish that I could have never ending supply of shampoo

wish granted but your water gets turned off and you can't use it.

I wish that I had big boobs.

lol, wish granted but the Dr screws up and they have to make a Z cup bra for you.

I wish that my dogs would share their kids pool with me.

Wish granted but the dogs get excited and pee in the pool

I wish i could have a maid to clean the house !

wish granted, but she is dishonest and steals you blind!

I wish I could afford braces for my teeth.

granted but the dentist puts them on so when that when its time to take them off your teeth go with them

I wish that I could have a huge garden instead of a bucket garden

Wish granted, but you can never get anything else done or any sleep for constantly pulling weeds and fighting off pests and diseases from your plants.



I wish Unicorns and Pegasuses were real.

wish granted but you are the keeper of them all and have to feed them


I wish I could learn how knit

Wish granted, but everything you make your cats destroy.


I wish I could fly a plane.

Wish granted but they ground all planes indefinately.

I wish I knew how to do scrapbooking.

granted but now you do it 24/7

I wish that I would not eat so much!

Wish granted but now you can only eat bread & water once a day


I wish my cabbage was already sliced for my saurkraut.

granted but now its going to take you 24 hours stright to can it all.


I wish that it would be Fall already

wish granted but now there are tornados in your area..

I wish to get a better job lol

wish granted but you hate all your co-workers.

I wish cartoons weren't on all morning at my house.

granted by now they are never on again


I wish that I would not love coffee so much

Wish granted but now you go in caffiene withrawl

I wish i wouldn't feel so sleepy