The corrupted wish (game)

Wish granted, but now you are stuck with me because your cruise ship rescued me from the deep waters the dolphins took me to.


I wish I had a bigger home.

wish granted but is so big u can't reach anything

I wish to be better @ math lol

Wish granted, but now you see all things in life as a mathematical equation.


I wish I could invent something.

granted but I get all the money!!!

I wish that we could pick McCains VP for him

Wish granted but the person you pick does nothing in office because they did not want to be there.


I wish I lived by the ocean.

wish granted but you are threatened by hurricanes daily



I wish I owned a huge houseboat

Wish granted, but you are constantly tossed about by all the storms.


I wish I was safe to leave my house for even a walk.

wish granted but now you live in a ghost town and have no people anywhere.




I wish I had a a real life size treehouse to live in , located in the country.

Granted but it is infested with termites

I wish I had a dishwasher.
Oh- and Dream- a cruise with you wouldn't be being "stuck" with you- would be fun! lol

Awww, Thank You Tele!

Wish granted, but everytime you use it, it leaks out onto your floor - suds and all.



I wish for my tomatoes to rippen.

Wish granted but now you develop an allergy to tomatoes.

I wish it would be sunny for the weekend.

wish granted but there is a tonado headed ur way.

I wish i had more time 2 go out

granted but now you can never get back in.

I wish I could be more of a smart a*s.

granted but now every sentence is a smart axe comment



wish I had my lawsuit settled.

Wish granted, but there is a mess up with your settlement and they send the money to someone else. You are tied up in legal papers trying to get it back forever.


I wish I could have another baby.

Wish granted but you have sextuplets

I wish for good finds/deals at the weekend garage sales.

wish granted but u have no money 2 buy anything

I wish my kids would listen more 2 me

Wish granted but nobody else can listen to you now

I wish I had the money for the good deals/finds at the weekend garage sales

Wish granted, but the town is quaranteened right after you move back due to an epidemic outbreak.


I wish I had a nanny for the sextuplets.

wish granted but shes mean 2 ur kids and is expensive u go broke

I wish i did not have such dark circles under my eyes..

Wish granted, but now you have bags under eyes down to your cheekbones.


I wish I lived near a pond to fish in.

Wish granted but the pond is full of crud, the fish are all dead

I wish for one last nice warm weekend to take the convertible out or a night drive

wish granted but now it will be cold for the next 5 years


I wish I had a dime for every disappointment

Wish granted, but for everydime you collect, you have to pay 2 dimes to bills.


I wish I could time travel.