The corrupted wish (game)

Wish granted, but a big cloud will always block the sun from your solar panels.



I wish I never had a new job.

wish granted but you are now stuck with never ever having any job


I wish I never wished to be on a island.

LMAO..........Wish granted, but now you are stuck on an iceberg.


My bad, I meant to wish that I had a new job. I think I started to write something else and then changed my mind...LMAO
Oh PLZ, I do not want to be stuck at the job I am forever.

Granted, but your new job pays your .99 an hour.

I wish that I never craved juck food again.

granted but now you crave hamburger


I wish I had a warm coat (now that I am stuck on an iceberg...lol)

Wish granted and u get a fur but all the animals that were killed 2 make it haunt u .


I wish i had better hair

lol
wish granted you have great hair but it all grows on your arms.....



I wish for a flat tummy

wish granted but ur butt is as big as hell lmao

i wish for better nails

lmao these wishes are kicking my axe.

wish granted but now they grow a foot overnight


I wish I had a way off the iceburg that dream put me on...lol

wish granted ur iceburg breaks into liltle pieces and u float away into the sunset lol

i wish 2 have the foot that grew overnight cut off. lol

granted but now they never grow again.

I wish that there were no more homeless

granted now they all live with u

i wish 2 be less sleepy when i get up in the morning

wish granted but now you cant get back to sleep!


I wish I had a great paying job!

wish granted but you have the worst boss, hate your job and the job you have is checking for drugs at the airport- you are the one who has to wear the rubber glove and tell them to bend over so you can do the body cavity search.

I wish my roses bloomed all year

wish granted but now you have millions of killer bees in your yard threatening to get in your home everytime you open the door.


I wish I had a yaught.

Wish granted, but your yacht is infested with millions of termites.


I wish for the end of hungar in the world.

wish granted but you have to do all the cooking and sending of the food to people

I wish there was not Monday Night Football

wish granted but now there is tue night , wens night , thursday night , friday night , saturday night and sunday night football.



I wish for a vacation in jamacia

wish granted but you vacation during a huricane and spend the whole time in a raging storm in a packed storm shelter.

I wish for a maid/cook for one week.

oh gosh thanks! lol



wish granted but niether speak english so you can not cimminacate so the do not get done what you want at all and you still pay them and end up doing it yourself. and the cook dont know how to cook anything except fod from hos tribe somewhere you never heard of.


I wish I had better apartment managment

Wish granted, but due to new management taking over, all residents of the building are evicted.



I wish I would find Mr. Right.

Granted but he has a wife, and he never brushes his teeth

I wish I would never feel sad again.

Wish granted, but now everyone around you is always sad.


I wish to go swimming with the dolphins.

wish granted but they liked you so much they swam out to sea and wont bring you back




I wish I had some mashed potatoes right now.

wish granted but you have to eat 10 pounds of mashed potatoes all in one sitting

I wish I were on a cruise.